Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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