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sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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