I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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