Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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