you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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