even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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