): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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