Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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