@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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