This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
pray to the hookup gods
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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