At least make sure they are 18
Why
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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