You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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