Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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