she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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