they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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