So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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