Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
you win again, gameday.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
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Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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