sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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