hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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