Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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