Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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