I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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