ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I still have a little drunk in my system
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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