it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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