I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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