We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
