Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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