God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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