ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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