Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
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would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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