You're completely useless in the revolution.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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