ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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