The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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