hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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