seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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