If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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