and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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