Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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