o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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