Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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