Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
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you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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