They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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