He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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