On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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