i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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