we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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