Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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