I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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