yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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