so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Randomize
