I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
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I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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