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They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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