I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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