is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Come see our sink grown plant.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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