K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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