Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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