I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
They took my balls.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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