People with herpes should wear stickers.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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